narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

the3rdjp:

jonnwith2ns:

caffeinegalore:

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

I know this isn’t coffee-related and I don’t even watch BGT but look at these guys like fuck

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW AND GRAB A BOX OF TISSUES.

THIS IS GLORIOUS.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
GLORY AND BEAUTY DO NOT JUSTIFY HOW AMAZING THIS VIDEO IS

oh. my. God.

when beyonce comes on at the gym.

(Source: life-of-beyonce)

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